{"seoTitle":"瑜伽师——一则关于瑜伽课幽默的爆笑短篇","seoDescription":"一个瑜伽师在安静的瑜伽课上拼命忍住笑。一个关于瑜伽课上幽默的爆笑短篇。","keywords":"瑜伽幽默, 搞笑短篇, 瑜伽课故事, 忍笑故事, 幽默故事","content":{"p1":"\"好的，半鸽式。左膝向前。现在扭转。右脚弯起来。左手向后伸。抓住那只脚。拉过来。\"","p2":"\"糟糕……我的裆部。\"","p3":"\"我好爱这条Lulu Lemon裤子。我已经拿去裁缝那里改了三次了。显然什么都不管用。Lulu Lemon就是不再做这样的裤子了。\"","p4":"\"谁都别看，好吗？\"","p5":"瑜伽师二号感到一阵想笑的冲动从腹部升起，试图在这个极度安静的房间里把笑声伪装成咳嗽。","p6":"整个房间怎么不笑翻呢？他想。","p7":"\"糟糕……又来了。\"","p8":"他收紧了腹部。","p9":"\"糟糕……又来了。\"","p10":"他收紧肌肉，放松嘴唇和下巴，拼命挣扎着想忍住笑。","p11":"\"你还好吗，瑜伽师？\"老师问。","p12":"一声笑。","p13":"咳嗽。","p14":"笑。","p15":"咳嗽。","p16":"爆发出来了。","p17":"\"你需要喝点水吗？\"","p18":"汗珠在瑜伽师二号面前汇成一滩。","p19":"又一声笑，咳嗽，笑，咳嗽。","p20":"\"你还好吗，瑜伽师？我去给你倒杯水。\"","p21":"汗水越积越多。","p22":"\"我……我……没事。\"","p23":"瑜伽老师端着一杯水站在他面前。","p24":"瑜伽师二号移开了目光。","p25":"\"我知道一个不错的裁缝，\"瑜伽师二号在老师弯腰给他递水时低声说。","p26":"\"哎，谢谢。我真的很感激。\"","p27":"其他瑜伽师们在各自的下犬式中面无表情地看着。","p28":"他们乌贾伊呼吸的声音在极度安静的房间里回荡。"}}