{"seoTitle":"Oh Honey — A Funny Short Love Story About Morning Rituals","seoDescription":"A woman refuses to get out of bed while her devoted husband tries everything to coax her up. She has one non-negotiable condition. A funny short love story.","keywords":"funny love story, morning routine humor, couple story, romantic comedy, short fiction, devotion","content":{"p1":"\"Shucks.\"","p2":"\"Now that's not a good way to start your morning, honey!\"","p3":"\"Shucks.\"","p4":"\"What is it now, honey? Didn't sleep well?\"","p5":"\"Shucks.\"","p6":"\"Come on, honey. Everything will be better. It just has to be.\"","p7":"\"Shucks.\"","p8":"\"OK, honey, I'll get up and get our breakfast going. The usual, right?\"","p9":"\"Shucks.\"","p10":"\"OK, I'll make fresh orange juice in addition to your mocha cappuccino with cinnamon and honey.\"","p11":"\"Shucks.\"","p12":"\"OK, you are pulling out all the stops, aren't you? I'll make strawberries and whipped cream as a breakfast dessert.\"","p13":"\"Shucks.\"","p14":"\"OK, honey, I won't forget the paper at the end of the driveway.\"","p15":"\"Shucks.\"","p16":"\"Of course, I'll have to get it out of the plastic bag and ready for you to read before you sit down for your hot croissants.\"","p17":"\"Shucks.\"","p18":"\"OK, I'll give you a kiss so that you can wake up.\"","p19":"(Smooch on the head.)","p20":"\"Big Bear, you know I never get up without my kiss first. Never, ever. Not without my kiss first.\"","p21":"(She pulls him back into bed.)","p22":"Big Bear:","p23":"\"Shucks.\"","p24":"\"Oh, honey…\"","p25":"\"No, honey!\""}}